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CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months. IBM - I Blame Microsoft, I Bought Macintosh. PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms. ISDN - It Still Does Nothing. APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity. DEC - Do Expect Cuts. CA - Constant Acquisitions. OS/2 - Obsolete Soon Too. SCSI - System Can't See It. DOS - Defunct Operating System. BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control. WWW - World Wide Wait. |