IBM - I Blame Microsoft, I Bought Macintosh.
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms.
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing.
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity.
DEC - Do Expect Cuts.
CA - Constant Acquisitions.
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon Too.
SCSI - System Can't See It.
DOS - Defunct Operating System.
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control.
WWW - World Wide Wait.
