2. You are prompted to accept a licensing agreement before making coffee.
3. Patches for your toaster control module come out weekly.
4. You were forced to upgrade the driver for your bedroom ceiling fan twice last week.
5. You can't legally use all of the lights in your house concurrently.
6. A virus has taken over your controller and is using it to turn on and off the Christmas tree at the Whitehouse.
7. Your home automation protocol is "Like X-10, Only Better!"
8. Your new garbage compactor requires you to throw everything away twice.
9. You replace every switch, outlet, module, and controller in your home every two years.
10. At least once a day you are force to stop your current task, close all of your windows, shut down and restart your home."
