9. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
8. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
7. Don't byte off more than you can view.
6. What boots up must come down.
5. C: is the root of all directories.
4. Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice.
3. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
2. The geek shall inherit the earth.
1. Windows will never cease.
