1 Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2 Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
3 Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4 Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5 To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
6 When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
7 Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
8 Walk sideways to the photocopier.
9 While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
Three Point Dares :
1 Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2 Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3 Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4 Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5 Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
Five Point Dares :
1 At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2 Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3 For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4 Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5 After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6 While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
7 In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
8 At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
9 In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
10 Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
11 Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12 Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
13 Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14 Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
15 Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16 Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17 Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
18 During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
19 Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
And if that wasn't enough for you...
Seven Point Dares :
1 At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2 Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
3 Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4 Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
5 Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6 In the subject field for all your e-mails, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".
7 Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8 Don't use any punctuation.
9 As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10 Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11 Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12 Sing along at the opera.
13 Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14 Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15 Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16 Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17 When the money comes out of cashpoint, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"
18 When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
