You wake up at 3am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for free Internet access.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period, when using a word processor.com.
You can't call your mother, she doesn't have a modem.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages" - so you check it again.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
