Excuse

A married man and his secretary were having a passionate affair. One afternoon they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making love. Then they fell asleep, not waking until 8:00 pm. Alarmed, they quickly dressed, and the man told the secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. She was bewildered, but did as he asked. Finally getting home, the man's wife met him at the door. She asked him tearfully where he had been. The man replied, "I cannot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late." The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. You damn liar! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"