Heaven

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. "Hello, Mary?" "Oh, Bill! Is that you?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." "What is it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I have lunch, then I have sex until supper, then sex till I sleep, then I start all over again." "Oh Bill, then you surely must be in heaven." "Hell, no! I'm a rabbit in Kentucky."