Mail

A man was in his front yard mowing the lawn when his neighbour came out of the house and marched straight to the mail box.

The neighbour opened the mailbox, slammed it shut, and stormed back into the house. A little later the neighbour came out again, went to the mailbox, opened it, and again angrily slammed it shut.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the neighbour came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.

Puzzled, the man asked his neighbour, "Is something wrong?"

To which the neighbour replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

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