Vampire

Driving home one dark and stormy night, two nuns were shocked when a vampire landed right on the hood of their car. With gleaming yellow eyes and razor-sharp fangs dripping with blood, he slowly scratched on the windshield. The nun who was driving tried to keep the car on the road and screamed to the other nun, "SHOW HIM YOUR CROSS!" The other nun leaned out of the car window and yelled, "GET THE HELL OFF THE HOOD OF THIS CAR!"