Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same.
Can you imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
How does the snowplough driver get to work.
Would you use a silencer to shoot a mime artist.
How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan.
Is aibohphobia a fear of palindromes.
Why aren't aeroplanes made out of the stuff the black box is made out of.
And why are aeroplane toilet windows frosted.
If someone invented instant water, what would you mix it with.
Why does sour cream have a sell by date.
Is there a shorter word for monosyllabic.
Why did kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets.
What is another word for thesaurus.
How do you know it's new improved dog food.
How do you know when it's time to tune bagpipes.
What colour does a smurf go when you choke it.
Did the cats that survived the Hiroshima bomb have 8 lives left, of 16 half lives.
If you have rabbit flavoured cat food, why not cat flavoured dog food.
Can an acupuncturist cure pins and needles.
If a fly is called a fly, why isn't a flea called a jump.
You get birds that can't fly, so why not fish that can't swim.
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission.
Has the reigning hide and seek champ ever been found dead in a cupboard.
Can you buy a car window sticker that says "Please crash into me, I've left the baby at home".
Would you give your right arm to be ambidextrous.
When signwriters got on strike, do they protest march with blank placards.
If you spend the day doing nothing, how do you know when you've finished.
On a "no dogs allowed" sign, for whose benefit is "except guide dogs" written.
When your budgie watches you read a newspaper, does it think you're choosing new floor covering.
When you dial a wrong number, why is it never engaged.
Why do you always find a missing thing in the very last place you look.
Are there 3 types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
Why are soap suds always white, regardless of the colour of the soap.
If chopsticks are so good, why don't the Chinese dig their gardens with a snooker cue.
If you get a delivery of polystyrene, what does it come packed in.
If a person from Poland is a Pole, why isn't someone from Holland a Hole.
If Jenny is actually Jennifer, is Connie really Conifer.
Can you x-ray a chameleon just by putting it on a pane of glass.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle.
If you don't wish to tell anyone else about your fear of enclosed places, does that make you a claustrophobic who's happy to stay in the closet.
What do you do with an endangered animal that only eats endangered plants.
If a deaf mute swears, does his mum wash his hands with soap.
What disease did cured ham have.
Why is there a sell by date on "Chicken Tonight".
Do librarians file The Karma Sutra in a different position every day.
If you don't believe in intuition, do you ever get the feeling that one day you might.
Why has the word "lisp" got an "s" in it..
Why do people insist on using a long word when a diminutive alternative will suffice.
Where do you get the seeds to plant if you want to grow seedless grapes.
Why is the word "dyslexic" so difficult to spell.
Is it true that five out of every three people don't understand fractions.
If God is omnipotent, could he make boulder that was too heavy for him to carry.
How much does the head of the Government's Low Pay Unit earn.
Could a range of high quality combat wear be described as outstanding camouflage clothing.
