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| :-o hbtu o-:> | Happy Birthday to you (singing) |
| 2bctnd | to be continued |
| 2d4 | to die for |
| 2g4u | to good for you |
| 2l8 | too late |
| 4e | forever |
| 4yeo | for your eyes only |
| afaik | as far as I know |
| afk | away from keyboard |
| aiui | as I understand it |
| aka | also known as |
| asap | as soon as possible |
| a/s/l | age/sex/location |
| atw | at the weekend |
| awhfy | are we having fun yet? |
| b4 | before |
| bak | back at keyboard |
| bbfn | bye bye for now |
| bbl | be back later |
| bbs | be back soon |
| bcnu | be seein' you |
| brb | be right back |
| btdt | been there done that |
| btw | by the way |
| cfv | call for votes |
| cm | call me |
| cu | see you |
| cul/cul8r | see you later |
| cwyl | chat with you later |
| dk | don't know |
| dur? | do you remember? |
| dyjhiw | don't you just hate it when... |
| e2eg | ear to ear grin |
| eod | end of discussion |
| eom | end of message |
| f? | friends? |
| f2f | face to face |
| faq | frequently asked question |
| fc | fingers crossed |
| fotcl | falling off the chair laughing |
| fubar | fouled up beyond recognition |
| fwiw | for what it's worth |
| fya | for your amusement |
| fyi | for your information |
| <g> | grin |
| ga | go ahead |
| gr8 | great |
| gr&d | grinning, running & ducking |
| gsoh | good sense of humour |
| h2cus | hope to see you soon |
| hak | hugs and kisses |
| hh | holding hands |
| hhoj/k | ha, ha, only joking/kidding |
| hiwth | hate it when that happens |
| iae | in any event |
| ianal | i am not a lawyer |
| ic | I see |
| idk | I don't know |
| ihni | I have no idea |
| iitywtmwybmad | if I tell you what this means will you buy me a drink |
| imco | in my considered opinion |
| imho | in my humble opinion |
| imi | I mean it |
| imo | In my opinion |
| imnsho | in my not so humble opinion |
| iow | in other words |
| iou | I owe you |
| irl | in real life |
| iykwim | if you know what I mean |
| j/c | just kidding |
| j4f | just for fun |
| jam | just a minute |
| jase | just another system error |
| kc | keep cool |
| khuf | know how you feel |
| kotc | kiss on the cheek |
| l | laugh |
| l8r | later |
| lmao | laughing my arse off |
| lol | laughing out loud |
| m8 | mate |
| MC | Merry Christmas |
| motnm | more of these next month |
| msg | message |
| mtfbwu | may the force be with you |
| na | no access |
| nc | no comment |
| nntp | network news transport protocol |
| nrn | no reply necessary |
| nwo | no way out |
| o4u | only for you |
| obtw | oh, by the way |
| oic | oh, I see |
| onnta | oh no, not this again |
| ot | off topic |
| otoh | on the other hand |
| pita | pain in the ass |
| plz | please |
| pmfji | pardon me for jumping in |
| r | are |
| rip | rest in peace |
| rotfl | rolling on the floor, laughing |
| rotflmao | rolling on the floor, laughing my arse off |
| rsn | real soon now |
| rtfm | read the fucking manual or message |
| ruok | are you ok? |
| sc | stay cool |
| sitd | still in the dark |
| snafu | situation normal, all fouled up |
| sol | sooner or later |
| stfu | shut the fuck up |
| syl | see you later |
| t+ | think positive |
| tafn/ta4n | thats all for now |
| t2ul | talk to you later |
| tanstaafl | there ain't no such thing as a free lunch |
| tgif | thank god it's Friday |
| tia | thanks in advance |
| tic | tongue in cheek |
| thankx/tnx | thanks |
| tla | three letter acronym |
| trm | that reminds me |
| ttfn | ta ta for now |
| ttyl | talk to you later |
| tuvm | thank you very much |
| u | you |
| usb | universal serial bus |
| w4u | waiting for you |
| wb | welcome back |
| wrt | with regard to |
| wtf | what the fuck |
| wtg | way to go! |
| wuwh | wish you were here |
| X! | Typical woman |
| Y! | Typical man |
| ymmv | your mileage may vary |
| :-) | I'm happy |
| ;-) | I'm being cheeky/sarcastic |
| :-( | I'm upset/depressed/angry |
| >;-> | I'm making rude suggestions! |
| (-: | I'm left handed |
| %-) | I've been staring at a screen for 10 hours straight |
| :*) | I'm drunk |
| B-) | I'm wearing sunglasses... |
| B:-) | .. on my head |
| :-[) | I've got a moustache |
| :-[] | I'm wearing lipstick |
| :-)~ | I'm drooling |
| :-~) | I've got a cold |
| :'-( | I've been crying |
| :-@ | I'm gonna scream! |
| :-# | I wear braces |
| :^) | I've broken my nose |
| :-& | I'm tongue tied |
| -:-) | I'm a punk rocker |
| -:-( | Er, real punks don't smile... |
| <:-| | Sorry, that was a stupid thing to say |
| ':-) | Someone shaved off one of my eyebrows! |
| ,:-) | Same thing...other side |
| |-| | I'm going to sleep |
| |-O | I'm bored/yawning/snoring |
| :-Q | I smoke... |
| :-? | ...a pipe |
| O:-) | I'm an angel! |
| :-D | I'm laughing |
| :-X | My lips are sealed |
| :-o | Uh-oh! |
| [:-) | I'm wearing a walkman |